white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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