how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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