i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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