I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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