Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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