talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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