We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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