My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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