Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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