You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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