Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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