I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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