Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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