on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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