My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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