Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So apparently I’m into choking now
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