i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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