i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
