Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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