he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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