The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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