I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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