You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
no you cant smoke seaweed
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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