NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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