so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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