nut hugger
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She's the barista slut.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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