She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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