i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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