I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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