So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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