sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Randomize
