You really coming over, don't trick.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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