sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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