I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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