I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
