Buhtt sex?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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