yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
