That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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