Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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