Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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