what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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