Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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