She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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