glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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