no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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