Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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