as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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