their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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