foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
that may or may not have been my penis.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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