Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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