idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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