fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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