we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i will never coherently bang her
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You were trust falling into bushes
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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