Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
what day is it and did you see me today?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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