is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she pinky promised me she was 18
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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