i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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